'Nation Fondly Recalls When Just Regulating Video Games Seemed Like Solution To Gun Violence'

The Onion:

“Forget trying to figure out how to expand access to mental health services, enforce more stringent background checks in all 50 states, or restrict the sale of military-grade assault weapons and bulk ammunition—back then we figured we could just ban death metal music and call it a day. Man, those were good times.”

You know, with all of the lunatics on the spotlight nowadays, it almost makes me miss Jack Thompson. Those were the days.